February 2012
So Rooney didn't win the Oscar...
radio-bones:
When you think you type your password in all... →
chaystar:
When in gym they need someone to sit out:
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
northerngrizzlywarrior:
me on my period
me: why the fuck can't i have a penis
me: why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off
me: why the fuck is food so beautiful
me: why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit
me: why the fuck is world war 2 going on in my stomach right now
me: when the fuck is menopause
Guise, I think I just died.
My friend just played Clocks by Coldplay on the piano… And I just died. I’m officially marrying him.
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Saying 'sex' in school →
Kindergarten:
Middle School:
High School:
College:
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
mother: get off the computer
me: *makes chewbacca noise*
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Be back in a while guise.
Taking a break. But a quick update for my tumblr followers: we broke up. If you want the story… too bad. I really, really don’t want to type it all out.
